Larry Kooistra wins the theft of the year award from Paul Hansen of Omaha, Nebraska.
Call him and congratulate him 402 301 3682.
57 years old in 2017.
Larry often worked with day labor companies on various jobs, and Jerry’s Basement Waterproofing in Omaha, Nebraska.
Larry, white, pure breed farm boy, tall 6 plus feet.
If he was not working he was driving somewhere.
Last seen heading back home to Minnesota in a nice red car, that I paid for.
Larry rented a room from me and paid rent of a whapping 200 dollars a month, and that is with me paying all utilities, he did not even mow the yard one time.
He is not good with heavy equipment.
Yep I really stuck it to him with that high rent.
After a time he started complaining about car bills and minor hospital bills getting behind on rent.
Larry always said he was a Christian man and will never stiff anyone, especially his friends, that would be “Me”.
Well 200$ late rent turned into 400 then 800 then 1500 then over 2000 dollars late, always with a heart felt story with a swearing on the bible to pay me.
Then after about a year of getting further and further behind on rent my friend whom I now call Lying Larry accidental left his bank deposit slip laying around where it showed he had more than 2000 dollars just building interest in the bank.
I asked him about the money, he went silent for a long time, and eventually his plan came together (good lairs need good memories), he started saying my rent was to high and on and on how he had to clean his own bathroom, and bedroom, almost having me in tears for the poor fella.
Well guess what he moves out and takes my best, like new, vacuum-cleaner and I never saw him again.
So oh Lying Larry if you read this just remember your promises to pay me as a good Christian man, and by the Kooistra family honor you spook of so often.
Last thing you told me you were going through your rental payment receipts to get the payment done right. I always gave receipts, Larry insisted because he wanted good business practice between us, which I also insisted upon with him and my other renters of my 50 rental units.
Larry, I should of known when you started swearing over and over that you were going to pay me, that was really a sign you were going to stiff me for everything you could. What are friends for, right.
So Larry I hope you like the new car you just got, I feel like I am part of that car for some reason.
Paul Hansen, Omaha, Nebraska, 1548 N 19 Street, 68110. 402.541.6023
p.s. – so much for my ‘Christian” tenant.
